John Smith was an ordinary 13-year-old boy. He lives in a small, cookie-cutter house in a large, cookie-cutter subdivision. He wore the same clothes every other kid wore:a neon Nike shirt, baggy Nike shorts, dark Nike shoes. He wasn’t popular, but he tried to be. He had very low grades and only one friend. But he didn’t care. He had bigger things on his mind. The only thing he really wanted was a girlfriend. He shared this wish with his best (and only) friend, Kevin Baxter. But unlike Kevin, John knew exactly how he was going to woo this lady, exactly how he would win her heart. The only problem was which girl. He just couldn’t seem to find the right one. What he didn’t know was that this woman he so longed for was right in the least likely place he would think.